dear krysten ritter(aka katy perry lookalike),
can i be your best friend and hang out at your fabulous,
nitty and beautifully intricated house and
borrow some of your lovely prom-like dresses while i'm at it?
and wouldn't i be full of delight too if i get to
wear everything black and still look goddamn fantastic
with the only pop of colour
coming from my neat bag?
and if i knew how to function that hana,
it would mysteriously vanish from your sight.
AND to my dearest perfect chump,happy 24th birthday lollipop!;) i won't disappoint.
