Negro Guy : Hello, excuse me?
Me : Yes?
Negro Guy : Can you help me? I want to go to city hall
without taking the train. Is that possible?
Me : ( trying to understand his heavy accent, but couldn't
apologize and asked him to repeat )
Negro Guy : ( gave me a flirtatious smile and repeated )
Me : Oh, i don't know of any way. Only the train.
Negro Guy : Can i take a bus? Or can i simply walk?
Me : Ermmm.. bus? I really don't know any.
Its quite far to walk you know.
Negro Guy : too far? Hmm ok..How old are you?
Me : ( taken aback by the question ) Err..18?
Negro Guy : Are you chinese? ( At this point he smiles non stop )
Me : Oh, noo.. Im a malay.
Negro guy : Malay? Are you sure?
Me : Sorry? ( His accent was so BERAT )
Negro Guy : repeated for the 100th time and i understood.
laughing off my stupidity.
Me : of course im sure.
Negro Guy : But you look like chinese. And you sound very nice.
( at this point? I was flabbergasted by such comments. )
Me : oh ok. ( sheesh wat ELSE can me say? )
Negro guy : I want to get to know you better. Can i get to
know you better?
Me : OH. errmmmm...no.
Negro Guy : ( facial expression changes in 0.3 seconds )
Ok then. Thank you very much. Smiles and walks off.
Me : Made my way off as fast as my
legs could carry me, all the while thinking
''DAMN. that was a pickup line and I fell for it."
haha.
on another note. i found it hilarious!
wanted so much to call somebody to just tell the about this.
cause i was smiling like a goondu
and walking around the fountain in circles ALONE.
haha.
well it was funny.
tweet you negro. finding sex in the city izzit?
cretin you. my bf police ok.
i recognize your face summore.
well not so much cause it was almost black.
haha.
ok ok. bad mouth. hehe.
well. thats about it. off to dreamland.
good nite.
